Archive - 3am Coleslaw

How to Cry in Public

My expert opinion on how to cry in public

Dec 21, 2023 •

Randee Neumeyer

September 2022

Goodbye to Jonah Hill's Instagram Account

My favourite Instagram account is gone, but not forgotten (I have screenshots)

Sep 8, 2022 •

Randee Neumeyer

March 2022

Drama in the Lana Del Rey Fan Club

Chaotic fan drama in front of our Lord and Saviour Lana Del Rey

Mar 23, 2022 •

Randee Neumeyer

January 2022

It's So X-Files of Me

The true story of my alien encounter

Jan 26, 2022 •

Randee Neumeyer

September 2021

I'm Here for Mark Ruffalo

A look at the 2003 erotic thriller In the Cut

Sep 20, 2021 •

Randee Neumeyer

August 2021

What His Favourite Adam Sandler Movie Says About Him

I spent months conducting research, asking my Tinder matches what their favourite Adam Sandler movie is

Aug 4, 2021 •

Randee Neumeyer

July 2021

Adieu to Online Dating

To say goodbye, the best and worst screenshots from my dating apps

Jul 23, 2021 •

Randee Neumeyer

June 2021

September 2020

Is Camel Toe Sexy? An Investigation

Originally this article was going to be in Vice but they killed the story because of Coronavirus.

Sep 7, 2020 •

Randee Neumeyer

May 2020

Film Recommendations: An Underrated Genre

A subtle hornt movie list

May 15, 2020 •

Randee Neumeyer

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