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How to Cry in Public
My expert opinion on how to cry in public
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Randee Neumeyer
Goodbye to Jonah Hill's Instagram Account
My favourite Instagram account is gone, but not forgotten (I have screenshots)
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Drama in the Lana Del Rey Fan Club
Chaotic fan drama in front of our Lord and Saviour Lana Del Rey
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It's So X-Files of Me
The true story of my alien encounter
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I'm Here for Mark Ruffalo
A look at the 2003 erotic thriller In the Cut
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What His Favourite Adam Sandler Movie Says About Him
I spent months conducting research, asking my Tinder matches what their favourite Adam Sandler movie is
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Adieu to Online Dating
To say goodbye, the best and worst screenshots from my dating apps
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I Heart Florida
My love for Florida and the movies filmed there
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In Bro Culture: The Inspirational Journey of Mike "The Situation"
Inspirational wisdom from Jersey Shore's Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino
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If You're Going to Murder Me, Pass the Aux Cord
The song that makes me feel better when I walk home at night
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Is Camel Toe Sexy? An Investigation
Originally this article was going to be in Vice but they killed the story because of Coronavirus.
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Film Recommendations: An Underrated Genre
A subtle hornt movie list
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